Thursday, October 29, 2009

Review of The Unborn. Oi!

The Unborn is like The Exorcist's and The Omen's little demon spawn who wants to be like mommy and daddy but ends up falling flat on it's face. It is literally a Jewish rip-off of The Exorcist filled with Omen-like spooks. Sure, you'll jump or maybe even scream a bit, but after you'll just laugh at yourself for doing so. Here's the premise for this movie. Hot chick, check. Retarded boyfriend, check. Other hot chick who is first hot chick's best friend, check. Famous and good actors whose careers we are going to ruin, (Gary Oldman and Idris Elba are the victims here,) check. Spook, terrible story, and a script that makes said actors sound like foul-mouthed little children, check. Alright let's make us some good cash!The Verdict:Please, don't see The Unborn, you'll feel more tortured than someone stuck in one of Jigsaw's traps in Saw. This movie sucks. Plain and simple. I give it one upside down head out of five.

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My Top Ten Favorite Films (as of 8/10/10)

  • #1- Fight Club
  • #2- Apocalypse Now
  • #3- Young Frankenstein
  • #4- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  • #5- Unforgiven
  • #6-The Deer Hunter
  • #7- Taxi Driver
  • #8- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  • #9- Kill Bill Vol. 1 and Vol. 2
  • #10- The Big Lebowski